Oh my God, you post this shit every time there’s an egg-related political news story.

I keep posting this every time there are egg related political news stories

A promise well kept. If it does come true, I’ll sing your name to future generations as the one who put egg on the faces of Nazis

Texas has some great whiskey, but we’re petulant dumb-fucks, so you’ll have to wait until we fix our shit to try it.

I don’t drink at all anymore due to nightmarish acid reflux, but we’ll say it’s in protest.

Should rob/vandalize other places owned by shitty billionaires, like a Whole Foods. And then sue the police for letting your community fall into disarray.

Don’t back down. If they arrest you for partaking in the theft and vandalism, say that their ineptitude and billionaire suck-assery allowed you to.

Yes, I think they’re looking to go back to Roots

This is the most perfect political cartoon I’ve ever seen. Perfect analogy, perfectly drawn. Just so beautiful in all the worst ways.

Shut up about should and just fucking do it, Luigi Mangione.

Sincerely,
Luigi Mangione

After my nerve damage: there are some mistakes you can only make once.