• D_C@lemm.ee
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    “I’ll cut medicaid.”

    “That’s just locker room talk. He didn’t mean that.”

    “Guess what…I’ve cut medicaid.”

    “This is unacceptable. Unbelievable. How could he do this to me? I’M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!! Next time, if I’m alive, I’ll vote for another party.”

    “LOL. Yeah, about that. Can you remember when I said you’ll never need to vote again? Welllllll…”

    (Just kidding. His voters are so mind numbingly moronic and corrupt they would never vote for another party.)

    • we is doomed!@lemmy.world
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      Foolosh ? stupid

      These are Cipolla’s five fundamental laws of stupidity:

      1. Always and inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

      2. The probability that a certain person (will) be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.

      3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.

      4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places, and under any circumstances, to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake.

      5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

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