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Time to secretly haul ice agents to exotic destinations like the middle of the Sahara or one those uninhabitable US possessions as retaliation. Or there’s always Novaya Zemlya.

Nope lol no handouts for you. You’re murican and conservative so get your asses additional jobs. Get your elderly out there in the fields. 5¢ bjs on your corners. You voted for this, so take it up the ass like you chose.

Shit, paper ballots are EZPZ af here in WA. You get your ballot pamphlet mailed way ahead of time to look up anything you want (and cross check online). Then your ballot arrives, you ostensibly fill out (or don’t, I’m not the boss of you), and mail it right back. Even comes with a tracking code.

No idea why I’d trade that for actually going to some place just to hope that the software devs didn’t back door the voting machine.

E: that said, I’ve heard that Estonia has (had?) electronic voting nailed down, so maybe they don’t have worry about the corruption we do in the states.

lol I remember getting banned from r/news and still have no idea what it was that did it. A couple other autobans from conservative subs, too, but it was when pissboy spez killed the API access that I fucked off never to return. I was a devout Apollo user and the official app can go fuck itself with rusty barbed wire with its sewage UI and ads. I had a 12 year old account, too.

Damn now I kinda wish I hadn’t deleted mine lol

You can check out, but you can never leave.

ICE Barbie Kristi Noem made the choice to be a complete fucking idiot and should be deported to the middle of the fucking Sahara weeks ago.

Shed Zeppelin

Because they’re weaker than wet tissue paper.