• D_C@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    “I’ll cut medicaid.”

    “That’s just locker room talk. He didn’t mean that.”

    “Guess what…I’ve cut medicaid.”

    “This is unacceptable. Unbelievable. How could he do this to me? I’M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!! Next time, if I’m alive, I’ll vote for another party.”

    “LOL. Yeah, about that. Can you remember when I said you’ll never need to vote again? Welllllll…”

    (Just kidding. His voters are so mind numbingly moronic and corrupt they would never vote for another party.)