- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
You have been visited by the catfish of good fortune. Many upvotes and new users will be bestowed upon you, but only if you reply “happy fedding” to her message.
- I accidentally replied with my Social Security number. What kind of luck will that bring? - Depends, I’ll need you to provide your social security number and $50. - Can I just send my SSN and a pizza or something? $50 is asking a bit much. 
 
 
- I’ve been on Lemmy for a pretty long-ass time and have yet to get Nicoled. - Nicole, why won’t you notice me? 🥺👉👈 - I finally got the visit today! :D  - Ah wearing black today - She’s mourning the death of justice. 
 
- Same here, just got the message earlier this morning. I feel blessed…to have the ability to block accounts. 
- Damn, I replied to this thread earlier and I just got a text from the thot! 
 
 
- I’ve seen so many posts about this, but this is the first time I realized the last line links to a chat room called “hell” - Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment 
 
- Just curious, has anyone actually tried the discord? Where does it take you? - I have; it goes to what seems like a pretty normal server with an owner that has apparently been completely inactive. Nothing obviously sketchy but I didn’t stick around long. 
- Probably to a server where a bot will auto-DM you with phishing attacks. 
 
- “Fediverse chick” has such a 2010 vibe - “Hi! This is Hobby X channel and Im the only woman with a decent follower count amidst an ocean of white dudes, I’ve accepted the need to pander to teen male audience so you can just call me the ActivityGirl/Chick/Babe” 
- I didn’t know she represents a right of passage in the fediverse. I accidentally deleted - You monster. - Don’t worry, you’ll get another one. - Woot! 
 
 
- Must resist… sending dick pics… - I never understood the fascination with dick picks… but OK, here’s my contribution.  - Just me and Nicole exchanging unwanted, unsolicited messages. 
 
 
- I got this bot on Mastodon account. 
- I’ve gotten 5 messages from her, do I get a prize or something? - If you make it to 10, the next one’s free 
 
- I’m still patiently waiting 😔 
- I also got this a week or so ago. - What’s the actual end-game plan here? Wouldn’t some kind of scam work better on bigger, more populated social media like Facebook or Twitter? - I just can’t imagine what the actual goal of this spammy bullshit is on the Fediverse specifically. 
- I finally got Nicoled a couple of days ago. Totes blessed here. 
- I got this message yesterday 
- I got on my Previous/Alt account - edit: just got it on this acc 
- Wait, does this Nicole variant have a bong or a dab rig?!? - That’s a piece of glassware for building a liquid nitrogen trap on a vacuum line 
 
















