What heinous crime one must commit to be forced to learn fortran
Pursue a particle physics degree
Source: I’ve been at my masters thesis for two years please kill me
You got this bro 👊
That’s… ambiguous.
Huh… Not my intention.
I wasn’t wishing them success with their thesis /s
You both got this and don’t got this at the same time?
They’re not allowed to teach Java. Otherwise they’ll be referred to the ICC for crimes against humanity.
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
At least they are allowed a ThinkPad.
Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.
