cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agoCruel and unusual punishmentimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageCruel and unusual punishmentcm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agomessage-square15fedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThe sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoNot envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThe real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad