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I don’t care if he’s right, fuck that guy in the ear with a spoon
For those wondering where he finally draws the line with Trump, it’s Trump’s statements about deporting citizens to El Salvador.
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FUENTES: You have…1,500 people with a legal right to be here, they’re being expedited — their removal is being expedited for no reason other than they criticize the fact that, you know, we’re supporting this foreign war [Fuentes seems to be referencing the Gaza conflict].
JONES: Here’s where I’m at, though. In general, I see the whole, a lot of the populist conservative space spending half their time on this, and I just, I mean, I think it’s way more dangerous Trump saying we’re looking to deporting citizens to El Salvador. Now, that’s unconstitutional, and that is really bad.
FUENTES: I agree with that. Then again though, I don’t think that’s a real policy. That hasn’t happened. What is really happening —
JONES: Now they’re talking about using the Enemy Combatant Act to do it for regular crime. It’s —
FUENTES: I don’t, I think that’s one of those throwaway comments.
JONES: So you think it’s him trolling?
FUENTES: I think they’re flooding the zone with poo like Bannon said.
I don’t give a fuck what Alex Jones thinks.
I hate this timeline but it’s absolutely beautiful to me that Trump is going to send Alex Jones and Joe Rogan to concentration camps
Joe too?
Nah, Joe just becomes Barons pet.
“Wow, that’s crazy”
…alright, sticky this one and lock the community. There will never be a more ‘not the onion’ article. We have peaked.
Alex Jones is a boil on a hemorrhoid in a cancer riddled colon spewing santorum laden diarrhea
It’s important to remember that Jones is a grifter first and foremost. He has never sincerely cared about anything in his life beyond his own enrichment, and I don’t think this is a sign of him starting now. That said, I think it may still be significant that even hardcore grifters like Jones and Fuentes are starting to publicly speak against Trump. Grifters are always going to follow the money, so if Trump’s ship is sinking so fast that even Alex Jones sees it to be more profitable to start to move away from him, maybe the MAGA cult of personality really is starting to finally fall apart…
Granted, that’s all speculation, and Trump has managed to defy every previous prediction of the fall of his influence, so I don’t want to jump to any conclusions here, but after the Canadian elections, I feel like I have a bit more reason to afford myself a little optimism for the future…
Cults follow a life-cycle of explosive growth. Then once they reach a certain threshold, they slow. And either they become something like Mormonism or Jehovah’s Witnesses, where they face slow growth/decline, close to equalibrium, or they begin collapsing in grotesquely spectacular fashion like Heaven’s Gate and Jone’s Town.
MAGA is falling into this latter category, in which the cult grows desperate as it loses members and clamps down harder, making ever-higher demands, making more members nope out, locking the cult into a vicious cycle of free-falling desperation. This is good.
What is not good is that the precedent set is Heaven’s Gate and Jone’s Town, both of which did something absolutely tragic and evil, and MAGA has great political power right now. They will absolutely be doing something truly and historically evil on the way out, and we need to be prepared.
Sad but this is likely what we’ll see. This is why you need to let them cut off their noses, so they can start turning on each other. It’s not what you want to see, but interfering only gives them new targets to try placing blame on.
Who cares fuck you Alex Jones
Stop, you’ve gone too far. Also you’ve gone the wrong way. And your driving is terrible. And you’re drunk on power. Why did I even get in this clown car.
you created him you round lead filled idiot
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Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump
I’m rooting for the moron.
So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well…gestures vaguely
I’m talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.
That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?
You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?
Uhm, well… I’m still not following. Another clue?
The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don’t know how I can make this any more clear.
We’re gonna need a little more to go on…
The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.
Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.
You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.
Still ambiguous.
The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.
Keep going.…
The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.
Look, you’re just gonna have to be more specific.
The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always “accidentally” platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should’ve been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye’s friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don’t know how this could be any clearer. THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!
Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.
It’s the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier. Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court. Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness. The unstable conspiracy promoter.
That narrows it down…a bit
This should be read by Lewis black and… Mike Birbiglia.
Beautiful work 👏
Reminded of Rush Limbaugh going on a week long rage over “having to carry water for John McCain”, after dude was doing acrobatics to suck Lil’ John’s dick in the run up to the election. But after day seven, he was right back on that hog, because that’s what a guy like Limbaugh is paid to do.
I suspect Jones will fall into his late Bush-Era generic conspiracy-laden libertarian skeptic persona until Trump can find a way to get poll numbers back up near parity again. Dude’s a coward who will move wherever the political winds blow him.
I suspect Jones will fall into his late Bush-Era generic conspiracy-laden libertarian skeptic persona until Trump can find a way to get poll numbers back up near parity again.
He is licking a lot of Elmo boot at the moment so he might pivot to more of that.
Jones sacrificed too much of his integrity, in the hope that people will mistake his vicinity to power with wielding actual power, to pivot hard back to his old persona. I don’t think the real libertarian types will forget Jones’s enthusiasm for a police state, as long as 'his guy’s is the one in power.
On the other hand that would require critical thinking skills and some level of integrity and most people in those circles lack at least one of those.
Edit: I’ve been waiting for his buyer’s remorse to kick in since at least 2017 so this is tasty as fuck.
I don’t think the real libertarian types will forget Jones’s enthusiasm for a police state, as long as 'his guy’s is the one in power.
I mean… The vast majority of self proclaimed libertarians I’ve met feel that way when you press them on that the state should do, rather than what it shouldn’t do. No quarter when enforcing property rights in an economic system that creates large amounts of poverty requires a police state.
Jones sacrificed too much of his integrity,
You have to have integrity to sacrifice it.
I mean in the perception of his listeners of course. I phrased it weird.
Jones sacrificed too much of his integrity
How much did he have to spare?
Well, he’s a self described incel. I don’t think anyone is blowing him.
You’d be surprised. Incels love prostitution.
Ha ha
Self described incel??? He calls HIMSELF that??? Wow…I kind of always assumed he had just the worst toxic shitty horrible wife.
At least he’s honest, and self aware…I guess.
I think he should pay his victims.
