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Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump
I’m rooting for the moron.
So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well…gestures vaguely
I’m talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.
That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?
You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?
Uhm, well… I’m still not following. Another clue?
The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don’t know how I can make this any more clear.
We’re gonna need a little more to go on…
The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.
Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.
You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.
Still ambiguous.
The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.
Keep going.…
The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.
Look, you’re just gonna have to be more specific.
The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always “accidentally” platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should’ve been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye’s friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don’t know how this could be any clearer. THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!
Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.
It’s the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier.
Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court.
Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements
The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness.
The unstable conspiracy promoter.
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Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump
I’m rooting for the moron.
So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well…gestures vaguely
I’m talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.
That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?
You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?
Uhm, well… I’m still not following. Another clue?
The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don’t know how I can make this any more clear.
We’re gonna need a little more to go on…
The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.
Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.
You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.
Still ambiguous.
The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.
Keep going.…
The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.
Look, you’re just gonna have to be more specific.
The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always “accidentally” platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should’ve been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye’s friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don’t know how this could be any clearer. THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!
Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.
It’s the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier. Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court. Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness. The unstable conspiracy promoter.
That narrows it down…a bit
This should be read by Lewis black and… Mike Birbiglia.
Beautiful work 👏