Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Dad likes money, and might be poly.
IRL I feel like I’ve had people talk to me about things that I don’t understand and which clearly aren’t happening outside their mind, and it’s hard to beat that for WTF. Online, there’s so many contenders I can’t really pick one.
Yeah that laugh comes off as one of “she may enjoy his money and even his company, but his hot girlfriend is my hot wife and she’ll keep coming back to me”
My ex was married with kids, and their main reaction to me coming around was the one being super excited that their mom was queer too