It’s simple.
You don’t want to eat old pizza.
Eat new pizza instead, It’s fresh!More pizza places need to carry sun dried tomatoes. Put them on a white pizza with spinach ftw.
Stuffed crust, but it’s a calzone as the crust.
Turn it into a stew.
It’s called “deep dish”
Deeper dish
The bread bowl of pizza.
Kiwi, bacon, jalapeno
Kiwi is less stringy and less sweet and works wonderfully on pizza
Pizza Orb. Now even more round!
time to deliver a pizza ball
I just want Chicago Deep Dish to be a delivery option. I don’t care if it costs $40 bucks.
Are we talking form, coz a pizza in the form of a tokamak would be sick.
Or are we talking ingredients, coz 30 years ago I used to order
Pizza, thin tomato base. Cheese, tandoori chicken, corn, potato slices with avocado slices. It might have more stuff but the place closed down and no one else will make it for me.
I would then layer salt and vinegar chips on that motherfucker.
It was amazing.
Swordfish with pineapple relish on sourdough
So all the pizza chains have their conveyor belt ovens so they can churn out pizzas super fast. But what if we just kept feeding one really long pizza through it? An endless pizza!!
Like a sushi conveyer setup! It’s a big donut of pizza with diners set up inside and out. Cut a slice out where you want, add new dough and toppings, selectively fire to cook it. The eternal pizza…
Indian curries for sauce.
Chicken Pizza Masala on naan dough woul go hard
There’s a chain in my region that does Tandoori Pizza. I’m eating a slice right now
I’d totally eat a saag paneer pizza
I’ve seen paneer on pizza in India
Check out Pizza Hut menus in India
There was a contestant on the UK Apprentice show that did just that, and was apparently seeing success.
Don’t know how new it is but we’ve been making one with just thinly slightly sliced zucchini & a little cheese. Don’t know where the idea came from but its really good. Kind of juicy & savoury.
thinly slightly sliced zucchini & a little cheese
fucking california
Having given no thought to geometry or logistics: slices pre-rolled into a portable burrito form factor that’ll keep the toppings warm longer
Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone
I miss r/retiredgif. This is absolutely the most retired meme I’ve ever seen. Well done.
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Roll the slice up into a croissant!
Then sliced at one inch intervals - pizzawheels!
popcorn pizza
My local pizza place has an off-menu pizza called the Hossenfeffer since it’s what I order every time. Deep pan, spicy beef x 2, spicy pork x 2, lamb doner (gyro) meat x 2, pepperoni, jalapenos x 2, fresh green chilles.
So, a sort of dough bucket filled with all the meat? A meat pie?
They also offer bacon, garlic sausage, salami, meatballs, Tandoori chicken, and ‘Mexican’ chicken whatever that is.
So the Hossenfeffer only has 40% of their meat choices.
And, yes, it’s ironic, I know, that they don’t do rabbit.
how is Middlesbrough? Is it still a shithole?
Haven’t been there in many years, but I’m sure it’s actually very lovely.
Haven’t been there in many years
holy fuck, it was a close enough guess for you to have been there.
I posted that because it reminded me of the takeaways up there, and that it’s been consistently a horrible place to be. In fact, it was called the worst place to live in the UK in 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7120486.stm
Been there once that I recall - friends from university came from up that way. Surely if you’re going for a takeaway in Middlesbrough you get a parmo?
I live in one of the places that frequently gets in the top ten best places in the country to live. Not sure I’d agree, but then I’m a country boy at heart.
Surely if you’re going for a takeaway in Middlesbrough you get a parmo?
yeah you do. But when you live there, you mix it up from time to time. The kebab , peppers and salami reminded me of hotshot parmos. Also the tandoori chicken as a topping.
I live in one of the places that frequently gets in the top ten best places in the country to live. Not sure I’d agree, but then I’m a country boy at heart.
I guess none of that reflects on the place you live. Still, it’s fun to call out Boro and its lack of luster. You can probably corroborate with your friends what it’s like to live there, and when I was there, it was a shithole.
