That’s a chonky leopard, so much chonk
The problem is that a 54-year old Kansas mayor is somehow technically not a citizen, after living here for decades.
That makes no sense.
He shouldn’t have voted, and should have known not to, but he didn’t expect this because he’s stuck in a system that’s been screwed up for decades. One that Congress won’t reform precisely to leverage it as a wedge issue like this. And now that debt has come due.
“I haven’t seen Mexico since I was four,” Ceballos said. “I don’t speak Spanish anymore. If I get deported, it would wreck my life.”
Oh no!.. hahahahahahahaha get fucked your racist piece of shit
the only shame is that it’s happening to this schlub and not the creator of the entire shit show.
Ceballos also acknowledged that he “probably” voted for Kobach and former president Donald Trump several times because he automatically selects the candidates with an “R” beside their names.
Absolute fucking numpty here.
Doesn’t that make “vote blue, no matter who” an equally dumb thing to do?
Why yes, it’s undoubtedly equally moronic.
Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can’t be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I’m in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.
Open primaries. Rank-choice voting. Abolish the EC.
Also, a socialist revolution
Closed primaries are so fucking stupid.
I read the comments. Its hard to spot but you can just make out the republicans. /s
I know you’re a democrat and thus don’t care about holding dems to account, but don’t think that republicans are equally lawless.
Fuckin ridiculous trash, Dems are the only ones who resign in shame after almost any scandal. Republicans have no shame it’s why they never resign after a scandal, unless they’re caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
Not even scandals. the fucking Dean Scream.
or Al Franken.
Only time Republicans resign is when they see the shit heading for the fan, and they step out of the way to stay out of the spray.
Which is why you see so many Republicans quitting leading up to the midterms.
Lol
Lmao
Roflmao even.
I prefer a nice ROFL aioli
The SS went after the original Hitler loyalists first
Night of the long knifes
A little-known fact is that Hitler’s purge of Ernst Roehm and other brownshirts acquired the name “Night of the Long Knives” because Hitler used the phrase (which dates to medieval times) to describe what Roehm allegedly had planned for Hitler in a speech shortly after the event. Hitler never intended his own actions to be called that.
Röhm was also gay
Fascists always projecting.
It is a pretty rad name for something ngl
US already has the Gestapo, now they just need the SS
Bernie won’t die of old age, Trump himself will kill him
Ice is the SA
Okay this is just a me, as a german with autism and history focus, thing, mixed with a pinch of macaber humor. But i always dislike when they are compared to the gestapo. ICE are villains alright, but not SUPER VILLAINS like anything the Nazis produced. The difference: PRESENTATION!!
ICE is rediculouse, just some fat low life looser thughs that a motion-disabled person could outrun
But yes i get why we compare them, brings the point across, both are fascists/nazis and SS is on a waaayy different level.
If ICE is that pathetic, how pathetic will be their attempt at an SS!?
Different note: i HOPE bernie outlives trump. I DO NOT want to witness what trump does when he gets this into his sausage pedo fingers
We’re doing fascism but it’s being driven by mostly incompetent shitkids. I guess we should thank our lucky stars they are so incompetent because what happened in germany showed what competent types can do, and that’s not really ‘catching on’ here in parallel to 1935 deutschland. The US is also a country with a longer history of open free discourse than the brief freedoms germans had between the wars.
And finally, although the economy is wretched, we aren’t to the bread-lines and other horrors the depression brought.
We may get there though at this rate. And don’t get it twisted, they aren’t all incompetent fascists, just notably a bunch of incompetent moves. We aren’t out of the woods yet entirely.
I don’t know what your news filter is like, but these guys are far from comical. Yes, the first wave to arrive were a bunch of tubby Texans, but now they’re going door to door in gangs of 'roided-up wannabe Rambos with full tactical gear and long guns, busting down doors and storming in like it’s Iraq.
If you dont have a gun and you are outnumbered by a group with guns, ofc they are scary. They arent trained. They dont use tactics. Put them in a combat situation, an ambush, they wouldnt survive at all. The gestapo were trained in combat hand to hand, tech and fire arms. And that properly.
Take their armor and guns away and you once again only have “hubert your friendly neighborhood fascist”
Most of them are clowns, but a number are former military. And even then that’s ignoring some of the real fucked up nazis who live in deep country
Edit: let me put it this way: you say if we took their guns away they would be nothing? Well, go take their guns away.
Whatever dude.
Ice is the SA the SS comes later
Yeah they are more SA
I disagree, the early Nazis had plenty of fucked up thugs to confront the communists and whoever else disagreed with them.
Yeah that was the SA, mostly veterans from ww1 that couldnt get a job anymore and got laid of due to the treaty over versailles
You say that as if they don’t manage to still catch plenty of people and their fate afterwards isn’t so great
I see your point, the Nazis were meticulous, organized, disciplined…ICE are ridiculous untrained goons
If you know anything about Germany and the US, it makes sense that Germany would produce fewer, more refined Nazis while the US mass-produces cheap Nazis.
Seeing this would make Donald Pedo Trump have another baby meltdown
LOLOLOL! Zero sympathy you stupid racist fucknut and you should have maintained your Spanish.
Spanish is one of the easier languages to learn so he’s got that going for him
After 50 years on a green card, he never applied for citizenship?!
I guess this question supports the theory that he never knew the difference between the two.
It’s depressing to think someone could be so misinformed.
Apparently he’s been illegally voting the whole time, so it never made a difference to him.
No one ever accused Americans of being smart.
I’m receiving word that according to a lot of people this guy isn’t even an American so he can’t use that excuse.
He wanted to be though.
Does wanting to be American when you’re not make you more stupid? Like… You’re choosing to be American. That must come with some low level of mental intelligence…
It’s wild, dude is an “illegal immigrant” who came here as a child and ended up mayor of a small town in KS.
He might be proof the American dream is alive and well if he wasn’t facing a bunch of felonies and deportation.
I doubt he had a green card. SS number, driver’s licence, just assuming he has citizenship without asking.
It’s like ol’ yeller
That’s one fat leopard.
It’s been eating A LOT of faces.
There’s going to come a moment when those leopards are going to be perfectly spherical.
In my humblenopinion that moment has already arrived. They just wear very good corsets
Ozempic for Leopards.
The sheer stupidity of this guy. He wants position, image and power, at the expense of (checking notes), people just like him.
If I get deported, it would wreck my life.
He was all for it when it was wrecking someone else’s life.
He should go to Mexico and get a decent education because the US clearly did not teach him some basic ass fundamentals in civics and general comprehension.
We don’t want him here, thank you!
Somebody has to clean your toilets, right?
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Not gleeful here. Just definitely not sad.
might be a little gleeful considering the high position he held as mayor. His community will be better off w/o him.
The reward in this case is a Republican realizing that their policies are cruel, stupid, and unhelpful to anyone especially the victim.
I want to believe that that is what’s going to happen but I doubt he’ll see anyone but himself as a victim
