I have, twice that I can remember.
- Nukamajig - microwave. I still use it from time to time because it’s too stupid not to.
- Miscombobulate - mixup and confuse. Just now, between the time it was and when the appartment building’s laundry room was closed for the night.


Omnitemporally, or put another way, circumclockularly. That’s how words innoventually enter the lexicon.
oof ouch my clock. at least run some warm water for your hands first
At least when they’re not being stolen wholesale, needfully or not. Looking at you, umami.
That’s why I only use words that I find rummaging through other peoples’ trash. I call it scavenglish.
That’s just the entire language.