New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested that Vice President JD Vance should have been sold by his mother in exchange for drugs in a series of tongue-in-cheek posts on social media this week. Bouie was calling out Vance and criticizing him for not apologizing to 37-year-old nurse Alex Pretti...
Sell JD vance?
hell. I’d give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he’s one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying “$50” and not have it walk away.
I’ll pay you $50 to take him away, and that’s my final offer!
Wait, come back, how about $100? $200?
reminds me of monty python
Now I have an image in my head of a moribund parrot fucking a sofa.
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
First that’s generally more work.
Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.
But.
If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.
he’s one of the students that when he tries to elope, you let him
Wait, will he be tied up and gagged?
gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow…
If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable
I would offer drugs if you’ll take jd with you