New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested that Vice President JD Vance should have been sold by his mother in exchange for drugs in a series of tongue-in-cheek posts on social media this week. Bouie was calling out Vance and criticizing him for not apologizing to 37-year-old nurse Alex Pretti...
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
First that’s generally more work.
Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.
But.
If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.