I am thoroughly disoriented please baptize me fellow book-lover.
Eat with one hand, book with other
Deeply offended by this.
This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.
Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals… lmao…
also fires destroys everything… you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff
I know people say they wanna “go back to simpler times”, but for me, nah, I’m good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)
Napkins exist yo.
e-ink tablet with a water proof case.
Problem solved!
Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.
I know right? They’ve probably got booklice on those wings now.
Just adds to the flavour.
Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved
I’ve worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy’s keyboard looks and feels like.
I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.
Ever since, I’m anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross
Oh man I did not need to know that.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I’ve got just the inventions for you:
btw: rather @shitpost, no?
🙏🙏🙏
really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!
I’m not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?
Of course not a book person would never implicate wasting sauce.
Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet’s you can just take a hose to them afterwards.
I will lend you my Torah but you must not misinterpret it.
Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.
Ahhhh god no not the book!!
