Title: “Too Nice to Obey”

(A Punk Rock Anthem of Kindness & Rebellion)

[Verse 1]

They tell you to fall in line,

To bow your head and march in time.

Obey the rules, don’t make a scene,

Keep your heart locked up, keep your hands clean.

But I see through their twisted game,

Control through fear, control through shame.

They want us cold, they want us cruel,

But kindness breaks their rigid rule!

[Chorus]

I’m too nice to obey, too soft to hate,

I hug friends, not the police state.

They preach war, I show love,

That’s my weapon, that’s my shove!

[Verse 2]

They scream “be tough, don’t give an inch,”

Empathy’s for the weak, compassion’s a glitch.

But kindness burns like gasoline,

A rebel’s heart that won’t turn mean.

They push us down, they make us fight,

Turn us into pawns in black and white.

But we paint the world in brighter hues,

With open arms and worn-out shoes.

[Bridge] (shouted call and response)

“They say hate!” (We say no!)

“They say fear!” (Let it go!)

“They say fight!” (We say care!)

“Revolution’s everywhere!”

[Breakdown]

We’ll be the thorn inside their side,

With every hug, we’ll watch them slide.

They can’t control what they don’t own,

Love’s a riot, let it grow!

[Outro] (gang vocals, chant)

Kindness is rebellion!

Love is insurrection!

Fascists fall when we stand tall—

Too nice to break, too strong to crawl!

Respectfully, I feel I must disagree. I believe the beverage served in Jonestown was Flavor Aid, rather then Kool-aid.

Regarding your other point, yeah, she’s staunchly in favor of Coco Puffs.

I don’t actually know. Their anatomy and physiology is so foreign that I wonder if they even have cannabinoid receptors.

Oh, God. That’s exactly what they’re going to do, isn’t it? And everyone on benefits is going to cheer for it imagining themselves as the newly rich.

Eventually, yeah, but they’ve been propped up by venture capital for a long time.

They will realize nothing. They might capitulate if you manage to cost them money, though.

Just joking as if you’d have to be high to reach this level of shower thought.

We’re not taking away your Social Security benefit. We’re upgrading it to a huge Trumpcial Muskurity benefit. We’re going to cut loose all the freeloaders and give hard-working Americans a one-time payment of $5,000.

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength.

(Workin’ in a coal mine)

(Goin’ down down down)

(Workin’ in a coal mine)

(Whoops! About to slip down)

(Workin’ in a coal mine)

(Goin’ down down down)

(Workin’ in a coal mine)

(Whoops! About to slip down)

Damn. Beat me to it!

What? No. That would be outrageous. They don’t make claims that we should kill leftists. They just argue that leftists shouldn’t be allowed in the workplace. Also, unemployed people aren’t entitled to food, shelter, medicine, or citizenship. Also, people who steal food, shelter, or medicine should be imprisoned and forced to work for free. Also, recidivists and those who refuse to work for free should be killed. So, no, they’re not openly stating that the woke left should be killed.

This is hilarious, thank you.

Also, maybe cut back on whatever inspired this.

Noice

Excellent point. I didn’t think of that. If we can say, “kill all terrorists,” we should be able to say, “kill all fascists” because, as we all know, fascists are terrorists.

Just because it’s locally consistent with its own rules does not mean it’s globally appropriate in an ethical sense. I believe that’s the point being made here.

Cake or death!?

Thank you. I’ll see myself out.

Silver screen?

Morley Turkish Golds!