The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up1577arrow-down15
arrow-up1572arrow-down1imageSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square195fedilink
minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·2 months agoWhat the fuck are Americans doing?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoI’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
minus-squareTheThrillOfTime@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoI ask myself this everyday
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months ago“Well organized” “militia”
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoShop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoTrying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”
What the fuck are Americans doing?
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
But with guns.
I ask myself this everyday
“Well organized” “militia”
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
Dying, a lot
Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”