My guess is that people who regularly drink coffee are supporting some sort of regular mental activity, like a job or school.

“Burn them all.”

— the Mad King

— Jamie Lannister

— PunnyName

If you’re from the country, the smell of manure puts you at ease and makes you feel nostalgic.

The only way to get to huge is through small.

Hey look they’re proposing body cams

Why

How is that even possible if there’s no central party in charge‽

There should be some sort of free and open source payment system with no central party in charge at all.

https://slate.com/culture/2026/02/nicki-minaj-trump-gold-card-husband-citizen-grammys-trevor-noah-don-lemon.html

I have children, so I supervise their internet and don’t let them send their pictures to strangers.

I’m not surprised at all because there is literally no atrocity that will convince an American to not vote for their favored candidate.

Econ majors: “Get a new coach, this one is depressing!”

If that’s truly the case, then you should ask the most informed person you know how to vote. This keeps your demographics represented even if they’re oppressed, and reduces the impact of SEO and internet propaganda.

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That’s my favorite Bible story because it humanizes Jesus so much to just once flip out and whoop some ass. He wasn’t divinely chill all the time; he usually restrained himself.

Vandalism is the solution

They should’ve put that library in a cave!

Ah yes those 4-year-olds who supported Hitler or stayed quiet, two things they’re known to do.

Operating in bad faith to defend nazis doesn’t make you appear objective or intelligent.

I’d donate my sick days right before quitting.

Time off… if you’re popular.