Five members of Congress spanning both parties and both chambers want a briefing by Friday on the Trump administration’s progress in releasing the Epstein files.
Yall. We are never. Getting those files.
The shutdown ended, and then all of a sudden there was a vote to release the files. For a little bit I thought it’d be vetoed or pocket vetoed, but then all of a sudden the president signed off on it.
Call me silly, but when the files didn’t come out the very next day, I was like “ok so this is where the shenanigans kick in”
No shenanigans kicked in before the vote to release. Like a few days before Trump ordered, and Bondi complied opening investigations into Clinton, JP Morgan, and a few others. The bill says they can withhold anything involving on going investigations. Like they teed this up ahead of time to not release a thing but be able to say they voted to do so.
At least not the interesting and essential ones. They’ll be withheld due to “national security”.
“Are you guys still talking about that?”
They should ask her about that silly binder stunt, too.
I’d love to see her dragged onto the stand and get her under oath about a lot of things.
If/when the orange skidmark’s time passes, she will have a LOT to answer for.
I’d love to see her dragged onto the stand and get her under oath about a lot of things
Doesn’t help. They still lie and they still don’t face any consequences.
When you’re part of the fascist establishment, lying under oath isn’t a crime. It’s a job requirement.
Ran out of sharpie and they’re waiting on a big order.
Removing all traces of Trump is a monumental effort, please be patient
“There’s a slight delay, we need more shredders and burn barrels.”
Honestly I feel like these are the types of questions that might elicit an accidental moment of truth. I’d imagine it might go as follows.
Interviewer: You got those files?
Bondi: There’s a slight delay.
I: Waiting on shredders and burn barrels?
B: That’s not a good way to hide damning info. Redacting is better idiot.
I: … So you’re redacting info then?
B: But but but… Biden was old! And used autopen!
I’m sure she’ll have a classy response like, “Go fuck yourselves”, or, “The Dems are the real pedophiles”.
“Ask your Mom”
Our black magic markers ran dry, we had to run out to the store to get more. Give us another week.
…as she furiously wipes eraser shavings off her desk.
She’s getting high off all the sharpies
Maybe, she spilled correction fluid all over the first copy and has to start over.
“we’re awaiting a fresh shipment of thick black markers, unfortunately they’re delayed at the border because the US doesn’t manufacture goods and nobody’s figured out how to pay the tariffs”
