“I don’t own any houses ~but my shell companies do but don’t look for them I don’t want people to know where I live~. “

Thanks for the new nightmare. I hate it.

Teeth growing inside tumors is already a thing. Just grow some tumors.

Only if he was Kurdish.

New car magnet: thin blue line flag with a smear of yellow.

Or, hide the bread under a random seat every showing and at the pivotal moment have everyone check under their seat. Whoever has it gets to throw it at the cop.

This is probably another instance of Trump thinking his lies will become reality.

We’ve seen this before. He must think if he lies about someone else’s actions, they’ll have to make the lie true to save face. It is the dumbest form of coercion. It doesn’t work with the leader of fucking China.

Xi will do what he wants when he thinks he can.

Or, if malware was inserted in, say, 1933 or 2016.

Yeah, the last thing you need to do is push a kid to use computers. They’ll learn fast once they take an interest. And, they’ll develop other important skills in the mean time.

Man, professionally, she’s even done high-level communications, too.

The qualifications for that under Trump seem to be competence in hair spray and make-up. So, it’s not like you should expect much from her.

*irreconcilable differences

Orbán will let Putin walk all over Hungary unmolested.

I think we should just have a contest to see who can get that man-child to post the most embarrassingly cringe shit.

Bonus points if you sneak in elements critical of him or his cabinet, antifa slogans, LGBTQ+ symbols, etc.

I really hope the future USA is embarrassed by all of this.

Yeah, the rich win right up to the point that the people they pay to fight for them switch sides.

Yeah, more evidence that people with the maturity of a C- middle school student shouldn’t be doing foreign policy.

He played at Trumps inaugural Crypto Ball.

You can’t turn much farther right than that.

Not only will the generals be fit but, now, their uniforms will rival the most glamorous Carnival costumes.

This guy was popular with… no one.

It’s not even a good distraction. What am I missing?

Simultaneously, they will announce a new organization: The MAGA Youth. With uniforms and pledges and no group chats.