Five members of Congress spanning both parties and both chambers want a briefing by Friday on the Trump administration’s progress in releasing the Epstein files.
Yall. We are never. Getting those files.
At least not the interesting and essential ones. They’ll be withheld due to “national security”.
“Are you guys still talking about that?”
They should ask her about that silly binder stunt, too.
I’d love to see her dragged onto the stand and get her under oath about a lot of things.
If/when the orange skidmark’s time passes, she will have a LOT to answer for.
I’d love to see her dragged onto the stand and get her under oath about a lot of things
Doesn’t help. They still lie and they still don’t face any consequences.
When you’re part of the fascist establishment, lying under oath isn’t a crime. It’s a job requirement.
Ran out of sharpie and they’re waiting on a big order.
“There’s a slight delay, we need more shredders and burn barrels.”
Honestly I feel like these are the types of questions that might elicit an accidental moment of truth. I’d imagine it might go as follows.
Interviewer: You got those files?
Bondi: There’s a slight delay.
I: Waiting on shredders and burn barrels?
B: That’s not a good way to hide damning info. Redacting is better idiot.
I: … So you’re redacting info then?
B: But but but… Biden was old! And used autopen!
Removing all traces of Trump is a monumental effort, please be patient
Our black magic markers ran dry, we had to run out to the store to get more. Give us another week.
“we’re awaiting a fresh shipment of thick black markers, unfortunately they’re delayed at the border because the US doesn’t manufacture goods and nobody’s figured out how to pay the tariffs”
I’m sure she’ll have a classy response like, “Go fuck yourselves”, or, “The Dems are the real pedophiles”.
“Ask your Mom”
…as she furiously wipes eraser shavings off her desk.
She’s getting high off all the sharpies
Maybe, she spilled correction fluid all over the first copy and has to start over.
