Just like his master in Moscow likes it.

Comparing them to clowns is an insult to clowns.

Except when they try to eat a hamberder.

The last point is the most important.

People always say the Democrats are out of touch. While that is certainly true, that’s not the real issue here. The Democrats know perfectly well what they would have to do to defeat Trump. It’s blindingly obvious, after all. The point is they don’t want to do any of those things.

You can come but we’re not taking the orange turd back!

There. Your great grandpa made a spelling mistake on his citizenship application. Off to El Salvador you go!

The DNC won’t resist the fascist takeover because they work for the same overlords as the fascists.

This only sounds absurd if you haven’t followed recent US politics.

Except Trump wouldn’t bother with mating rituals.

Close.

Always remember who Trump works for. Then it all makes sense.

If she was trying to protect her reputation, that’s a bit late. Nothing left to protect.

People use it for the same reason they use Truth Social.

I hope they have the day they voted for. People who voted against this shit have my fullest sympathy.

I hear life in South Korea is pretty bleak these days. But is it really worse than a North Korean gulag?

Mint. Takes half an hour to install and set up. Doesn’t get in the way after that.

I hear Krokodil is pretty cheap.

Because they’re too scared of him to do anything. Also, they’re part of a gangster syndicate so they accept this sort of thing as normal business. There will come a point when it gets too much, but I don’t think we’re there yet. And when it does happen, it’ll be fast and nobody will have seen it coming. Although many will claim to have done so after the fact.

But don’t worry. The “showers” will be gender segregated. Have to maintain decorum, amirite?