Dog should be named Palpatine because he somehow returned.
so was the dog unscathed before or after the rescue, and when did the 100ft plunge take place during all the scathing and rescuing?
That is a poorly worded headline. Sounds like the dog fell after being rescued from something else. But no, the dog fell 100ft, basically unscathed, and was then rescued.
tbh, i got the meaning correct in first read only. seemingly, only 1 comma (one before ‘after rescue …’) should fix it, or at least make it better. you could also replace the earlier ‘after plunging’ with who plunged/fell and that will also (arguably) improve readablity.
Well, they sell homeopathic ‘medicine’ and Christian bracelets on their online store, so they’re maybe not the brightest bulbs.



