Its warm and I dissociated.
Personal record: 1:55.
this is written by a masc man. if I’m not washing my hair and just scrubbing, yeah I can get it done in 10-15 minutes. If I need to wash my hair though? easily 30 minutes. If I need to shave my legs/body? I’m probably drawing a bath and I’ll see you in an hour at least.
Like others have said, if there’s no need to rush, there’s no need to rush. And I’ve got long curly hair that needs to be washed, conditioned, detangled.
It’s not a fucking speedrun homie. This isn’t shower any%. I’m usually listening to music and enjoying the hot water. Plus if it’s a wash day, washing and conditioning long hair takes a while.
Same vibe:
People who go on beach vacation for a week, what are you doing there? I can undress, have a swim, get sand into my crotch and a sunburn on my shoulder in less than an hour. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Staring into the void, like I do everywhere else
I’m just taking a breather, goddamn.
I hate getting into the shower, but once I get in, I’m comfortable, so it’s hard to get back out. I still do it in less than 10, but I can see how people can get stuck in there. It’s very relaxing.
Debug my code
Plan new code
Like, where else would you do that?
LOL so this happens so often it’s a running joke now but my son told me this story yesterday (first time it happened to him but knows about it from me) and I almost got teary eyed hahahaha
Spacing out, probably
Win imaginary arguments. Make the world a better place. Solve the mystery of life. Achieve ascension, realize perfection demands non-existence, return to my imperfect self. Play with water. The usual.
Washing my hair, shaving my legs and armpits, emptying my menstrual cup (hey, you asked). Shit takes time.
Shit takes time.
You shit in the shower?
Jorkin’ it.
I can do it in 5 min but why? It’s relaxing. My brain can wander. It’s warm.
