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- politics@lemmy.world
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- politics@lemmy.world
Following Tuesday night’s resounding victory for Democrats across the country, Donald Trump came up with a long to-do list Wednesday morning that he thinks is the solution to what ails Republicans. And bizarrely, during his postelection meltdown, he claimed that Americans need ID to buy groceries.
This has “How much can a banana cost, Michael” vibes. I don’t think this chucklefuck has bought groceries in his lifetime.
Doesn’t he subsist on McDonald’s almost exclusively?
And well done steak with ketchup on it. Don’t forget that.
Tasty hamberders.
Unfortunately no, otherwise we’d have spent the past several years (at least) singing the praises of Ronald McDonald for stepping in as the assassin our country needed.
Pure McDonald’s for that long isn’t a diet, it’s a death sentence.
$20 per banana, duhh