- Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card? - I think Americans are just reviewing 90s and 2000s disaster movies and using them as a guide.   - Oh yeah, its all coming together 
 
 
- I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey. - Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire 
 
 
 
- The upside? There’s been measurable increase in Mississippi’s IQ. - I knew Norm McDonald was still alive! 
 
- Here’s a thought, let’s not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh? - Or if we must… don’t transport them en masse? or at all? 
- a fun fact to know, that monkeys carry a type of herpes, called herpes B virus, which is related to HSV1&2, while herpes is usually a benign infection in the monkeys, the HERPES B virus is quite deadly to humans if they infected by it, because its a zoonotic virus, and humans dont have similar virus to it, much like with avian flu virus. 
 
- Am I mlissing something? I don’t see a mention of herpes, COVID, or aggressive. - Yeah… same here. 
 
- Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?! - monkey business. 
- D&D 
 
- The article doesn’t say whether these are two separate groups of monkeys, some infected with COVID and some infected with Herpes, or a cohesive set of monkeys simultaneously infected with COVID and Herpes. 
- Not even gonna ask… 
- …and only in Mississippi news… 
- Awwshit, here we go again… 








