I have a few.
Camera shuttering sounds. I don’t need to hear your camera, dude. Yeah I know most porn is produced and exploited but, don’t need to hit it home doing this. Here is what I don’t get, why not use inexpensive drone cameras to take footage or take shots? Who the fuck needs stupid people doing it?
Cameramen muffled or hearing. I don’t need to hear you either. I don’t give a fuck if you’re enjoying it, just shut the hell up.
Sped-up previews or even sped-up videos because reasons? It just takes me out of the immersion, if there were any to be had.
Exaggerated sounds and moans. “UNNHHH!” “AHHH!!” “HNNN!” “OOOOOO!” slrshrlshlp splsplslspl moist sounds Just fucking mute it. Don’t watch porn for audio.
Seeing that guy in a scene. You know, that awkward fucking guy who is part of the scene who just idly stands there just jerking off all like “nhhn yeah hrrr yeah oh so into this” I want a series of porn videos, where it is just beating that guy down.
I think there’s a lot of it in particular because it’s easy to produce (just add a few lines of dialogue about it) and it’s easy to ignore if people dislike it but aren’t outright disgusted by it (“yeah it’s gross, but I know they’re acting and that’s not part of it for me”).
Well I’m an only child, so it’s not just conceptually repulsive, it’s distracting and unrelatable.
I know, I’m being spoiled. Just one more thing I didn’t have to share with a sibling eh?