• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        It depends on what you’re peddling.

        MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.