Alternate option if you’re a spreader of dank (see also; shitty) maymays
Shit, I didn’t even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣
Goddamn, “Ted”, do you suck at everything you do?
He looks like what you’d get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.
Damn that’s vividly disgusting. Well done.
He sure is. I’d rather drink a gallon of that slush pile than shake his hand.
Nah perfect opportunity to stink palm the fucker
This has to be a huge motivations for taggers to tag this again, and add a bunch more around the same area.
He made it worse.
The story of Ted Cruz’s life.
I’m helping!
I’m good for something!
We don’t want him here in Houston. How much did this fucking photo-op cost the state?
And I got a blank space, babyyyy
You can tell from the quality of his work that this might be the first time he’s done any kind of manual labor.
What a thrill for him to pretend he’s a working man. Probably got done went home opened a $12 microbrew and really let his hair down.
That’s the first thing that came to my mind. Drips all over the place, looks like a toddler did that.
He’ll hire a crew of underpaid illegal immigrants to fix that right up I’m sure
Painting without splatter is woke.
(I hope MAGA takes note, starts splattering paint around their houses, and claims it’s peak performance.)
That’s a lot of cum, even for Ted Cruz.
Sincerely hope it gets tagged again over the paint.
He looks like a fat seagull after dumping a massive lump of guano on the wall.
Is this Ted Cruz?
It looks like him, but that doesn’t look like Cancun in the background so I’m skeptical.
It is! He’s pictured here being a bootlicking lil chud and grandstanding over some anti-Kirk grafitti
Why is there a period after FUCK?
Lol, the locals are going to put that back with emphasis after seeing this.
I would recognize that oversized belly anywhere.
So he half-assed it?
Ew, can I just do the second one please?
