I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • I’ve noticed that a common sign of dementia is thinking gas costs what it did decades ago. My step dad would be sent in to pay for gas and he’d come back thinking $10 was more than enough to fill the tank. This was when gas was $4+ a gallon.

    Chuck’s math is 25¢ a gallon. As you point out that is right about the price it was when he was in his prime. His post isn’t just about lying for Trump. It’s about mental decline.

    You may be asking why my step dad with dementia was being sent in unattended to pay for gas when you could pay at the pump. Denial by his primary caregiver was also a factor. Make him do as many normal things as possible and then be shocked when they didn’t work out.














  • Questions to ask a homeopath:

    1. how long do the vibrations last?
    2. how can you test a homeopathic pill to see if the vibrations have decreased
    3. what are the frequencies of the vibrations for the different homeopathic ingredients?
    4. do the vibrations decrease over time?
    5. how do you remove all previous vibrations?
    6. what is the half life of the vibrations and does it change from the vibrations of an onion to the vibrations of a duck liver at some point as it slows?
    7. by what mechanism does the body read and measure these vibrations?
    8. once measured by the body what actions are taken and how can we measure them?
    9. how are vibrations transfered from one molecule to another?
    10. how does the native vibrations of water change the vibrations of the substance? Because when you add two frequencies you get a new third frequency.
    11. how are these frequencies different from brownian motion?
    12. how can you verify your water is free of vibrations from previous interactions?