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Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Hero we don’t need ❤️
Are you literally me
Turn off.
now they all read as “fuck”.
ARE YOU FUCK ME?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYou think I know fuck nothing? I KNOW FUCK ALL.
Nah that would ruin the original joke.
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
I’ll piss the shit out of you.
I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
That’d be interesting to watch.
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with “I’m going to slap your face!” and also “I’m going to kick your ass!” but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that’s how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass
Did you deliver?
no which is for the best lmao
reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
Yeah. I don’t get what you’re supposed to do when the normal swear words stop working. Imvent new ones?
Use household items, you absolute toaster.
Nonsense, you must be having a bath!
You lint licker
Sofa sucker!
Go smell bins
Serves the bed-wetter right
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
Oh, fuck out.
o7
Motherfuck you!
What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
“I’m going to shit your pants.”
“Don’t you mean ‘I’m going to shit my pants?’”
“No. You’re shitting me off, I am going to shit your pants!”
“Allright buddy, I’m going to shit yourself”
I AM GOING TO SHIT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR PANTS
I have here all the fucks I have not gifted yet!
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
My wife is unironically like that.
I like to say, “what the shit is this fuck?”
Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
