Tell them you were looking at property for when the USA buys Greenland from Finland.

They will probably wave you through if you sound like you are on the orange chimps side, unfortunately it is better to be ignored by the people that have the power to detain you and send you to Uganda.

They arrested a Palestinian woman returning from the US Virgin islands from her honeymoon to an American citizen. They are trying to remove her from the country despite her having no home country to deport her to.