Honestly when I step into my apartment and it’s hot af I just start stopping soon as the doors closed
That’s crazy. She does this at my house, too.
Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?
Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it’s going to happen soon? It’s projection! They really can’t wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.
Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.
Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there’s really nothing to cover anymore anyway
All blodied up? Or still useful? I’ll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.
I’d expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.
Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.
I sure hope not. I don’t want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems
What does being Jewish have to do with it? Believing one thing over another won’t change that thing. If it’s a real thing (it isn’t) she’ll be raptured, or not, whatever her flavour.
Most Christians believe that only devout Christians will be raptured, therefore clearly excluding people of other faiths.
Most Christians don’t even believe in that kind of rapture as it’s based on a very problematic pseudo-theology.
Most Christians aren’t very Christian at all.
Most American Protestants do believe in it.
Roughly 40% of Americans believe we are currently living in the End Times, ie, the Rapture could happen at any moment.
https://baptistnews.com/article/4-in-10-americans-believe-we-are-living-in-the-end-times/
You may also note the Baptist author of this article is suprised these numbers are not higher.
Same “Christians” that worship a child rapist.
Yet, they love to talk about Muhammad’s child bride (not condoning here). It is very important to condemn some guy who died 1500 years ago, but not the human skidmark walking among us.
Yeah that’s a good point. I probably should have said evangelicals, and noted that even then it’s a fairly fringe belief.
Oh man, if you hadn’t added “(it isn’t)” i might’ve talen your comment as seriously as you took the meme.
woosh
wow, you must be a joy at parties
