• truthfultemporarily@feddit.org
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    14 days ago

    Me: I need an AC unit

    Mitsubishi: sure!

    Me: I would also like an orbital launch system, a forklift, a cruise ship, a main battle tank, an air superiority fighter and a nuclear power plant

    Mitsubishi: ur not gonna believe this…

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      “I need someone to make an affordable consumer home appliances, and also a nearly indestructible black box containing sensitive avionics data.”

      Honeywell: “Did someone say my name?”