so there i was minding my own business when suddenly someone decided to become the ultimate guardian of punctuation like seriously who died and made you the king of commas and periods i mean really do you go around with a red pen in your hand just waiting to correct people is it a hobby or are you just that bored with your life let me tell you something oh mighty punctuation overlord the world is not going to end if someone forgets a comma or misplaces a semicolon i know it might be hard for you to grasp but people can actually understand sentences without perfect punctuation it’s almost like we have this amazing ability to comprehend context and meaning even when a sentence isn’t perfectly structured with all the right punctuation marks in place i mean do you think shakespeare sat around worrying about punctuation probably not he was too busy writing amazing plays and sonnets that people still love today and guess what his punctuation wasn’t always perfect either but here you are in the 21st century acting like the punctuation police as if the world will crumble if someone forgets an oxford comma oh the horror i can just see you now clutching your pearls at the sight of a misplaced apostrophe but let me ask you something oh wise one do you think people will remember you for your impeccable punctuation or for being a pedantic nuisance who couldn’t see the forest for the trees because let me tell you something the world is full of beautiful imperfect things and sometimes a sentence without perfect punctuation is just a reflection of that imperfection so next time you feel the urge to correct someone’s punctuation maybe take a deep breath and remember that life is too short to worry about such trivial things and who knows maybe you’ll find that the world is a much happier place when you’re not constantly nitpicking every little punctuation mark or maybe you’ll just find a new hobby like knitting or birdwatching anything really that doesn’t involve being a punctuation tyrant but hey that’s just my opinion i could be wrong maybe you’re just a punctuation superhero saving the world one comma at a time but somehow i doubt it so go ahead and keep being the punctuation police but don’t be surprised if people start rolling their eyes every time you open your mouth because let’s face it nobody likes a grammar nasi and yes i spelled nasi with an s just to annoy you because sometimes you just have to break the rules to make a point and maybe just maybe you’ll learn to lighten up and enjoy life without worrying about every little punctuation mark but i won’t hold my breath because let’s face it some people just love being pedantic and there’s nothing anyone can do about it so good luck with your punctuation crusade i’m sure it’s a very fulfilling way to spend your time and who knows maybe one day you’ll look back and realize that life is too short to worry about such trivial things but until then i’ll be over here writing sentences without perfect punctuation and enjoying the freedom that comes with it so goodbye oh mighty punctuation overlord may your commas always be in the right place and your semicolons never be misused but most importantly may you find something more meaningful to do with your time than policing other people’s punctuation because let’s face it the world has enough problems without you adding to them with your pedantic ways.
Punctuation
Yur rite🤾♂️prononicitating correct like makes it much more 🦐
This punctuation is 100% correct for reading it in a Christopher Walken cadence
You want OP to ask someone to correct the grammar on their post before OP posts a screenshot somewhere else?
No. Effort, should by all means, be discouraged.
The message is clear, who cares?
The message is needlessly convoluted, that is why I said something. Be mad.
so there i was minding my own business when suddenly someone decided to become the ultimate guardian of punctuation like seriously who died and made you the king of commas and periods i mean really do you go around with a red pen in your hand just waiting to correct people is it a hobby or are you just that bored with your life let me tell you something oh mighty punctuation overlord the world is not going to end if someone forgets a comma or misplaces a semicolon i know it might be hard for you to grasp but people can actually understand sentences without perfect punctuation it’s almost like we have this amazing ability to comprehend context and meaning even when a sentence isn’t perfectly structured with all the right punctuation marks in place i mean do you think shakespeare sat around worrying about punctuation probably not he was too busy writing amazing plays and sonnets that people still love today and guess what his punctuation wasn’t always perfect either but here you are in the 21st century acting like the punctuation police as if the world will crumble if someone forgets an oxford comma oh the horror i can just see you now clutching your pearls at the sight of a misplaced apostrophe but let me ask you something oh wise one do you think people will remember you for your impeccable punctuation or for being a pedantic nuisance who couldn’t see the forest for the trees because let me tell you something the world is full of beautiful imperfect things and sometimes a sentence without perfect punctuation is just a reflection of that imperfection so next time you feel the urge to correct someone’s punctuation maybe take a deep breath and remember that life is too short to worry about such trivial things and who knows maybe you’ll find that the world is a much happier place when you’re not constantly nitpicking every little punctuation mark or maybe you’ll just find a new hobby like knitting or birdwatching anything really that doesn’t involve being a punctuation tyrant but hey that’s just my opinion i could be wrong maybe you’re just a punctuation superhero saving the world one comma at a time but somehow i doubt it so go ahead and keep being the punctuation police but don’t be surprised if people start rolling their eyes every time you open your mouth because let’s face it nobody likes a grammar nasi and yes i spelled nasi with an s just to annoy you because sometimes you just have to break the rules to make a point and maybe just maybe you’ll learn to lighten up and enjoy life without worrying about every little punctuation mark but i won’t hold my breath because let’s face it some people just love being pedantic and there’s nothing anyone can do about it so good luck with your punctuation crusade i’m sure it’s a very fulfilling way to spend your time and who knows maybe one day you’ll look back and realize that life is too short to worry about such trivial things but until then i’ll be over here writing sentences without perfect punctuation and enjoying the freedom that comes with it so goodbye oh mighty punctuation overlord may your commas always be in the right place and your semicolons never be misused but most importantly may you find something more meaningful to do with your time than policing other people’s punctuation because let’s face it the world has enough problems without you adding to them with your pedantic ways.
That looks kind of funny, but ain’t nobody got time fo dat
I read it. It’s actually well worded. My brain hurts a little now because I don’t get the mental break of a comma or period until the very end.
I looked really hard for a period in that sentence then I found it 😁
it’s there
I found it, the joke being that it was not until the very, Very, VERY end! 😜
Let you’re Jesus live they’re life, They’re fighting the patriarchy;
(There I used an extra cup of grammar; I even made sure I used words with apostrophes for you)
It made me giggle.
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