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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    So you’re going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y’all.

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        That hing on their hands… It doesn’t look like a spoon.

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          that word in your comment, doesn’t look like a thing.

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            “Thank you, Hing!”

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      Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that’s what they mean by “a lifetime supply”?

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