Artichoke. The name describes how it tries to kill you.
That’s also pretty metal, true!
Kale and other leafy greens are higher in iron (and other metals) than other plants, so I would think those are the most metal. 😌
Roasted Kale chips with a bit of oil and salt is utterly delicious.
Huh?
let him cook
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
I’m guessing either because it looks like blood, or because it contains actually a lot of metal in terms of minerals…?
I really don’t know, if it contains the most amount of metal among veggies, though. Apparently, it does contain a noteworthy amount of manganese.
And I just compared it to potatoes and green beans, and well, it seems to contain rather much iron and sodium, but magnesium, zinc, copper, potassium are fairly average.
I did think I was going to die when I used the toilet after the first time I ate beets.
EVERYTHING will be beet red.
Dwight?
I just realized I’ve never eaten a beet on purpose that wasn’t pickled.
They are surprisingly sweet. Too sweet, for my taste. They’re better than you might think - art least, I was expecting worse after growing up with aunts who put them in shit like jello, and all the times I was tricked thinking I was getting canned pureed cinnamon apple … whatever the hell that stuff is … and getting canned pureed beets. Had my first roasted one as an adult and thought, hell, this is pretty good.
But, yeah, too sweet. Not sweet enough to be a dessert pretending to be a vegetable, like baked sweet potato with marshmallows, but too sweet to be a stand-alone vegetable.
Chop one up, salt it, and roast it in the oven until it’s not hard anymore. They’re cheap, and you lose nothing but a buck and some time by trying it. You might discover a new passion!
Stewed beets are delicious, and beet greens are quite tasty too. A nice addition to any garden.
I’ll try a stew this year. I have a garden, just never had them in mind before lol.
What fruit is the most metal? Dragonfruit perhaps?
Heavy metal or heavy metals?
They are. Taste and color.
- loves beets
- loves heavy metal
It checks out
