- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
“you’ll wear multiple hats” => “you’ll wear all the hats”
Been doing the job search and it’s frustrating how bad most of the job postings are. There’s so much filler nonsense.
I pretty much just want to know like
- tech stack
- team size
- big picture what the company does
- if they’re assholes about in-office mandates
- salary range
Some postings are like “must know Java, go, JavaScript, Ruby, Python, or rust” and I’m like do you use all of those?
salary range
Sorry, you have to pass multiple rounds of interviews and get approved for the job before we tell you, which is not wasting anyone’s time when you find out it’s substantially less than you’ll accept. Why can’t we find people to fill this position? No one wants to work anymore.
Why is this posted as humor? Seriously, this is how anyone actually seeking a job should directly translate those phrases.
The only thing I’d replace is
we have daily stand upswe meet every day in the same time and same place and there’s this guy who talks way more than he shouldIf they say: salary is competitive = you will be underpaid
&& overworked
Minimal supervision also could mean there’s no onboarding, no support and internal communication is awful.
I can say without a shadow of a doubt that there is no sweeter pleasure than watching utter panic and chaos unfold when the rockstar quits. I love quitting shitty jobs…