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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days ago

Would you?

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  • teaHead74@programming.dev
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    I would download AI-Companies RAM…

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    I downloaded more RAM in the 90s. It was a product called RAM Doubler for the Macintosh. At that time memory had to be pre-allocated for applications through a setting in the resource fork, always used exactly the amount you set, and couldn’t grow beyond that. It was static, making it hard to run multiple programs simultaneously. RAM Doubler did wonders to work around that OS limitation.

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      There was a virtual swap space program that I downloaded in the Windows 95-98 era that did something similar. Worked reasonably well, if slowly, but everything was slower back then with computers.

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    What’s peoples issue? I’ve been talking to AI and had my agent code me some more RAM. Unlock your PCs power for free and follow me for more tips.

    /s

  • DaPorkchop_ [any]@lemmy.ml
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    sudo apt install systemd-zram-generator

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    sudo mkswap /swapfile 64G

    Problem?

    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, storage prices also suck :-(

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    I use zram to host my swap, so… I kinda did?

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    DiskDoubler and DriveSpace vibes

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      Funny thing is, memory compression is now built into the Mac’s OS.

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        We back to the 80’s baby!

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    Downloadmoreram.com

    I always download the RAM I need

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    At this point I’m not even above buying a PC/laptop from Amazon, pulling the RAM then returning the whole thing…

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    You may not be able to download ram, but you can download a gun

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    I would …

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    I would down load massive Ram. And then I would download a Car!!!

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      Once you’ve downloaded a massive Ram, your next download should be a massive Sheep, so you can create your own supply of fresh Rams.

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        You’ll be shocked to learn that I have already downloaded a Mastodon!!!

  • durinn@programming.dev
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    Plz seed I’m at 93% I want RAM plz /s

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    Well, maybe soon…?

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    zram

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