Privacy-First: No cameras required - uses WiFi signals for pose detection
That’s not how privacy works.
We won’t film you having sex, we will just know that you are having sex, at what time and whether if on the bed or on the kitchen counter. Oh and we can also map the positions you prefer but that is fine.
Genius
Closed as not planned
so much brainrot they burned themselves on accident
For those wondering, yes, that was a real issue submitted. There are other issues, and they are great.
Pure gold
“In the fast-paced world of artificial intelligence, I’m constantly finding new ways to harness the power of technology. One of the most captivating aspects of AI models like GPT is their ability to “hallucinate” – generating completely new ideas and concepts that go beyond mere data processing. This capability underscores AI’s potential to create, not just analyze.”
First time I am seeing someone sell hallucination as a “feature not a bug”
GitHub could ban a lot of bots of they took a close look at that repo and who starred it. Bet they will. Mmhmm. Yup. Any time now.
I have a visceral “AI” sensor that triggers when I see these:
“Rust Implementation (v2)”
“Performance Benchmarks (Validated)”
Human beings don’t self-validate explicitly like that. AI loves doing it.
You generate code, there’s a bug, you ask for a fix, your AI of choice will always output with:
*** Fix build issue ***
*** End fix ***
and then call it “Version 2 (Validated)”.
Sometimes it’s more subtle, but you can feel it, it loves adding “confirmed”, “working”, “validated”.
👉: mission acquired
👊: bugs squashed
👍: code validated
👏: congratulations on this exquisite piece of software
✍️: ready to do more!
My sensor is much simpler. If I see emoji in headings or bulleted lists, I assume it’s shit. It might be AI slop, or it might just be kids getting overexcited with the little pictures, but both deserve suspicion and scrutiny.
If a bunch of the emoji don’t even make sense it can get in the bin.
This comment is so true 🚀🚀🚀
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Ahhh idk, I saw a lot of genuine repos do emojis, at least for headings. Even before LLMs.
I like them 'cause with the right amount, it makes a README easier to parse when quickly scrolling over it.
My changelog generation tools output emojis because our lives are too short to not use 🚀
Fitting read for the throne, thanks
~24000 stars as of now. Stars might possibly be bots too or techbros on AI overdrive
Throughput metrics
Phase Sanitization 67-85 Melem/s
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(Turns out it does exist! But it’s just a chemical https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melem )
No project legitimately gets that many stars while having so few issues open
It is true when the repo is of consequence. Repos with ~20K stars generally have ~1000 open issues. But I assume even if not bots, people starring this could be trigger happy from AI coding and star everything that is related to vibe coding.
