They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Nonsense. Any money you would spend undoing his physical damage could be better spent helping people. Just put up a historical marker or something

Free venue for queer weddings

And bonds keep going up

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

The new Epstein Ballroom?

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Is there any use for a HP Reverb G2 on linux?

Mom is gonna be pissed

Dunno. Following up on this, your mom.

Your mom.

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even

For an ordinary citizen, pointing a gun is in fact “using it”

Expect an escalated response.

Alligator has to be really close

I just watched this episode of DS9