Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show upset some House Republicans, who called for an investigation over its 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts.'
Good god! Twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts??? Stuck to raping women and children like us, ya filthy animals!!!
It feels like we’re the self-aware folks who don’t fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.
Like, we know we’re not that stupid; but it’s a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.
This is what Republicans focus on instead of holding pedophiles, rapists and oligarchs to account.
Remember forever.
It feels like we’re the self-aware folks who don’t fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.
Like, we know we’re not that stupid; but it’s a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.