• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    Let me just check my understanding… Pelvic thrusts are fine when they are done in to an underage girl, but not in to a tv camera at the Superbowl? That’s what they’re saying with this investigation?

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      They need to investigate if there is any laws from 1842 that they can use to selectively punish brown people that angered them for the audacity of existing in front of their eyes during their precious football game and being flipping the bird to Trump and his ilk in doing so. They need to investigate if there is an incredibly narrow line they can draw after the fact to punish “vulgarity” that does not allow their opponents to easily throw that back in their faces for their absolute blatant hypocrisy. I imagine that will take considerable investigation for this particular brand of stupid bullshit to complain about.

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    Tax dollars hard at work.

    Setting money on fire would be better than paying Republicans to do this stupid shit.

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.), [asked officials] to look into the performance, which he called “pure smut” that he claimed was “illegal to be displayed on public airways.”

    Ogles? Are we being pranked?

    He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:

    Mark Alford (R-Mo.) said Tuesday that he and his Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives have already embarked on an investigation into the event.

    Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.

    Alford said. "The lyrics from what we’ve seen from Bad Bunny are very disturbing. And if it holds true — I don’t speak fluent Spanish, okay, I know how to ask where the bathroom is

    These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.

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        They’re investigating a brown person for having moee fun than they’ve ever experienced in their life. They’ll eat this up.

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      You don’t understand. They are investigating this because of the children!

      They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won’t be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!

      Sigh I wish I were joking…

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        I fucking WISH embarrassment was something that a trump supporter could feel.

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    Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.

    There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

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      There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

      I prefer to call them “pedophiles and criminals” but I guess older terms also work.

  • Let's Go 2 the Mall! ❌👑@lemmy.world
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    It’s Elvis the Pelvis panic all over again. Man the religious right is sure obsessed with crotches. I guess a few white conservative housewives got all tingly and squirmy and we can’t have that!

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    Government abducts people out of their homes

    OMG I SAW SOMEBODY TWERKING, XALL THE MORAL ABD ETHICS POLICE!

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    Good! We’re FINALLY Getting to the Bottom of Rich Pedophiles RAPING AND TORTURING LITTLE GIRLS! people DANCING!