I have to correct you on your last point. It’s only because he gives away things to poor people and not just rich people that makes him a filthy socialist.
If Santa was handing out tax breaks and children to the elite, they’d put him in the Whitehouse instead of trump.
Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.
Are they kidding? Santa would be sent to CECOT before he could say Ho! Ho! Ho!
There is only one policy they are in agreement on: coal for assholes. And those assholes love their coal.
I have to correct you on your last point. It’s only because he gives away things to poor people and not just rich people that makes him a filthy socialist.
If Santa was handing out tax breaks and children to the elite, they’d put him in the Whitehouse instead of trump.
Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.
Rudolph has to lead a top team of elves to rescue Santa from a cell beneath the remains of the east wing, “It’s A Very White House Christmas”.
And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks
https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk