• MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    Are they kidding? Santa would be sent to CECOT before he could say Ho! Ho! Ho!

    • No citizenship
    • No Trump gold card
    • Giving things away — clearly some sort of socialist

    There is only one policy they are in agreement on: coal for assholes. And those assholes love their coal.

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      I have to correct you on your last point. It’s only because he gives away things to poor people and not just rich people that makes him a filthy socialist.

      If Santa was handing out tax breaks and children to the elite, they’d put him in the Whitehouse instead of trump.

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      Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.

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        Rudolph has to lead a top team of elves to rescue Santa from a cell beneath the remains of the east wing, “It’s A Very White House Christmas”.

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          And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks