• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.

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      Rudolph has to lead a top team of elves to rescue Santa from a cell beneath the remains of the east wing, “It’s A Very White House Christmas”.

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        And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks