He can always move to Mars if he dislikes it. Actually, we should just deport him to Mars.
he’d probably ban 69 too
I don’t like the couch fucker either, but you do realize that’s a joke, right?
Hopefully he learn about it on South Park
There are exactly 67 seperate Epstein files still to be released
Funny. I’m from the seventies and when we were daydreaming back then about the year 2025… we saw people flying around in transparent bubbles, living in full harmony in futuristic scifi buildings… Who could have thought we would be thrown back in time almost perfectly similar to the nazi regime of the Germans and dangerous idiots like that Orange Satan and its dog Fence being “chosen” as the most important people of a country… It’s devolution.
I vote for recolonisation. This one has failed.
I was mildly annoyed by them, but now I think it’s time we go full tilt on them.
“Oh no, a number, that’s threatening the greatness of the US and we must act immediately!”
- Some couch fucker, probably
I am speechless, how can it all be so absurd. How do they come up with even more stupid ideas than before every single day.
The same people who would say “let them eat cake”
When we were kids all of our viral trends at least had an origin story.
Like that one where Marilyn manson removed some ribs so he could fuck his couch better.
Motherfucker thinks he’s the dictator of Turkmenistan, coming up with weird laws.
So Americans should now count 65, 66, 68, 69? At least this is in line with measuring things with non-metric units.
Fuck the metric system,
the USA is going to base8.
No, just 5, 8, 9. Number 6 is also banned😭
Always the nuclear option with them.
And 6x7 is 42, so now every generation can be happy.
This is my response as well.
To day I learned that 6 7 is the police code for non-consensual sex with a couch.







