At the start of a Cabinet meeting just after noon ET on Tuesday, Donald Trump made his seemingly obligatory reference to “Sleepy Joe” Biden.
Then he assured he was “sharper than I was 25 years ago,” while rebuking The New York Times for a lengthy and detailed story last week laying out how the 79-year-old president appears to have slowed down during his second term.
But over the next hour and a half, Trump struggled to embody the sharpness and vigor he had just laid claim to.
In fact, he seemed to wage a lengthy and often-losing battle with a midday nap. Even as his Cabinet was assembled to engage in one of his favorite activities – singing the praises of Trump – he repeatedly appeared to doze off.
I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was
Many many very important people are saying that you have the sharpest stick of butter ever created.
Every minute he’s sleeping is a minute he’s not actively fucking us at least I guess
I don’t think he’s the real problem. It’s everyone around him and he just signs off on anything they put in front of him.
Human Auto Pen.
Yup. The whole “every accusation is a confession” thing will hold true for the autopen stuff too. I can guarantee he’s basically getting Weekend At Bernie’s’ed through the white house by all of his sycophants while he dozes. And that means they’re able to pass whatever the hell they want while he sleeps. And the scary part is that a lot of them will be a lot more competent and slimy than Trump is.
Stephen Miller is my #1 enemy. He keeps ignoring my requests for a fist fight over who gets to stay here and who gets to move to Venezuela.
Define “actively” - like any other leader, he mainly gets others to do stuff (while he sleeps).
Don’t worry he has a whole team to do that on his behalf. Every minute Trump is sleeping is a minute where Steven Miller gets to make more decisions with no one to tell him no.
Yeah, but BidenSoOld and Kamala cackles - and doesn’t have a penis - so here we are.
Dozy don sleeping again
The only thing sharper now than it was 25 years ago are the devil’s sharpening their pitchforks to poke him with when he dies and his soul is dragged to hell.
If there is any use of AI that I want is to make a video of that to make a scene like that in Ghost… when a damned person dies they dont get a choice to remain on earth or move on, they are pulled right to hell. That was the scariest thing I saw on tv as a kid.
Don’t care how sharp a rapist kiddie fucker is. Still a rapist kiddie fucker.
Yup. Still a liar.
I dunno, he wasn’t ever the sharpest spoon in the toolbox
As sharp as a broken pencil, perhaps. Certainly just as useless.
A broken pencil can be sharpened. Dozing donny can not.
He’s as sharp as a bowling ball, and denser.
I disagree.
A broken pencil can be sharpened.
A broken pencil is also sharp.
I mean that might still be true
They really are committed to the whole “not being woke” thing.
He’s probably referring to his odor and the word “pungent” didn’t come to his mind.
Those diapers aren’t going to change themselves, you know.
I wish someone would start talking directly to him in such a way it’s obvious he’s not responding. Or maybe have Obama come in and laugh at him like he did that one guy sleeping on the subway.
He’s just dreaming about all the children he raped.
He might not be wrong. He wasn’t very sharp 25 years ago either.
He’s always been stupid. But even compared to his first term, he’s so much less alert. He’s less snappy with responses. Just overall sluggish and dim.
Fox is working overtime to get decent sound clips
The Media: “Dear Leader was seen to close his eyes in fervent prayer for our freedom.”
Snoring attentively
