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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

MRI Cooked His Brain

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MRI Cooked His Brain

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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Cooked his brain? It didn’t even look at his brain. Didn’t need to because he aced the tests, which you couldn’t possibly do. His brain is as raw and fresh and smooth as the day he was born. I bet yours is all gross and old and wrinkly looking.

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      Yeah, those tests are super hard, only a big brain genius like Donald Trump can figure out questions like… *checks notes*… “Where are you and what day is it?”

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      He got a “Rock hard brain.”

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      He probably got zero percent and the doctors said he aced them.

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        I don’t think he listens to what people tell him anyway. I think he just has the whole conversation in his head and then remembers it that way.

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      Couldn’t see his brain because even modern MRI scanners don’t have a high enough resolution

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        even the 3 tesla ones.

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          *Tesler

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      dint look at his brain, because its not there from all the cocaine and adderall he took, it turned to mush

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