AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You
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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."

  • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
    931·
    2 days ago

    Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.

    Just like a real CEO.

    • jj4211@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      21 hours ago

      I think an ai could outperform my executives.

      One of them sent out an email about how we weren’t making enough money. But don’t worry, he has a strategy that we will execute on and fix it.

      The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time… That is literally it. Not even picking “high value” versus “high volume”, just a declaration that we can do both. If this genius plan doesn’t work, it’s just because the sales people failed to execute against his brilliant strategy well enough.

      • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        17 hours ago

        The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time

        Good strategy if he can pull it off. 🤣🤣🤣

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      16·
      2 days ago

      This isn’t even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.

      He uses AI constantly.